What The Kids' Got For Christmas

Smarty McSmartypants and his sister, Know-it-all McSmartypants knew they were getting a Wii for Christmas and even knew the box.  ("That is totally a Wii, that is the shape of a Wii box.  That is the first box we are going to open.  I know that is a Wii!  I know it!  I know it is!") Weren't they surprised when they opened this:

(Yes, that was a brick.)

I was bound and determined to make the little monsters suffer for at least a few minutes, but A took one look at F's devastated face and sent them to the basement where it was all set up and ready to play.