I have TWO kids

From my posts it would seem that I have only one kid, but the fact of the matter is I have two beautiful and incredibly fun and funny kids. It is just that E (#1 kid) is not quite as chatty as F (#2 kid) whose mouth is a stream of consciousness from the moment he wakes until he goes to bed. E is a little more goofy and if I had a video camera strapped to my head all the time I would have video of her more than F. Just to be fair, here are pictures of my lovely family. (And yes that is my typical bewildered expression.)