Thursday, March 12, 2009

"The Finn-ger"


At parent/teacher conferences the other day, F's teacher asked if we had heard about "the finger incident." Why, no. We had not heard about "the finger incident." Apparently, a couple weeks before F was goofing around with his teacher and gave her the finger saying, "I'm swearing. I'm swearing." His rather strict teacher set him straight on using that gesture, even in jest. We all thought the message had gotten through. 

A couple of days ago we got an email from F's teacher informing us that she had caught him teaching "the finger" to another boy. "Finn pulled up another boy's middle finger" to show him how it works. Every time we tried to bring it up he would run away crying and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. EVER. AGAIN!" Apparently that teacher really messed with his little mind ("You know, Jesus is watching. All the time. And JUDGING!") We agreed he had been punished enough. 

What I can't figure out is where the f**k that little s**t learned how to communicate that way. He sure as h**l didn't learn that s**t from me or his mother. I mean J***s C****t, the kid goes to a G*d D**n Catholic School. He claims he learned it from his sister. Well, that is just F**king Great! She goes to the same school. Son of a B***h!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Totally f***in' hilarious!

FLATOUT JIM said...

Catholic school? Enough said.

just kidding. You must be so proud!!

Mary said...

Ohhhh T-odd,
I think the appropriate term is J***s F*****g C****t.

Good luck with that. F could come over to our house and learn swear words in Chinese.

They sound so f*****g cool we let them fly at the table. Ok, really...we have no idea when they are even swearing.

D said...

Hmmm... I'm sorry, but I don't understand your last paragraph. There's a whole bunch of *'s in the way of perfectly awesome words.

Now, if only my parents had been able to say, "Jesus is watching" to me when I was younger then maybe I wouldn't have ... well, ya know.