I have no idea how a six year old brain works

F: "Daddy, if someone is wearing a bow tie they are a spy, right?"

Me: "No, I think it just means they are a 'bow tie wearer'."

F: "Oh, but if they are wearing a black bow tie they are a spy."

Me: "No, it might just mean they are going somewhere fancy."

F: "Oh. I found Indiana Jones hat!"