Thursday, September 9, 2010

How to Recognize Me at IMWI

For those of you who would like to meet up with me (or more than likely, completely avoid me) I am providing this guide.

"And verily ye shall recognize me by...

my chewed-up cap...


my uglified helmet with hi-vis orange tape accents so my mom & wife can recognize me at a distance...


my rooster ridin' hedgehog...


my pipe smoking alter ego...



and my do-it-yourself iron-on jail house M-Dot tattoo."



I'll also probably be the guy running around the bike transition screaming, "SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE! WHERE IS MY FUCKING BIKE! THAT'S NOT MY BIKE! I DON'T CARE IF MY NUMBER IS ON IT! SOMEONE STOLE MY MOTHER FUCKING BIKE, MOTHER FUCKER! oh, wait. that's right, my bike has a broken frame. this is the bike i'm riding. uh, sorry about the whole 'mother fucker' thing. right, get the fuck out of here."

Say "Hi," or point me out to others around you and yell, "Stay away from that guy!" I'm good with either reaction.

8 comments:

Ultragrrl said...

Where did you get the rooster/hedgehog sticker?? I had an idea when I shared that pic with you that you'd feel a kinship :-)

Teresa said...

Double whammy on the laughe tongiht! Kill wisconsin.and try your best to hear the cheers from Seattle. They will be loud! Tn

ADC said...

Good luck and have fun. Will be cheering for you from across the pond.

mary said...

I can't wait to chase that awesome tat down. That is funny.

Way too keep your cool, yeah YOU TODD, during these last 16 hours.

The day is approaching.

Let's do this.

Jill Costantino said...

Woohoo - that would totally be hilarious! Make yourself proud - you've got this!
Tracking and cheering from Vancouver!

Kiet said...

Nailed it! I sat alone on the sofa, sick, bacteria-infected in the eye, nose, and ear, laughing my ass off. I wanna see that blow up air on ironmanlive on Sunday.

RP said...

Luv your jailhouse M-Dot tat man. very cool indeed.

Josh said...

You're a freakin' STUD! Nice work!!! Sub 11 hours!