My sign is Monkey, here is what I have in store.
Being a monkey, I will continue to do what monkey's do - play with myself and throw poop - literally and figuratively. I will also now have to start wearing a helmet all the time since stuff is likely to fall from the sky onto me.
My wife's sign is Rooster.
We are going to have a peaceful family life so, we have that going for us. And Rooster girl should have a job all year.
MS responded to my disappointment with the following sentiment:
"Take this zodiac and shove it! You're not Chinese anyway."
(MS is a Dog. She claimed she can smell her own butt. Lovely.)
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