Me-ism

"Me-ism" = something funny, but more than likely stupid, that I said or typed or thought.

MS:  "I made a typo on your comment page. Sorry."

Me:  "You have been permanently blocked from commenting due to your inability to spell check. Really, MS! I am so disappointed."

MS: "Give me a break, I'm retarded."

Me: "The R-word is now persona not grata."

Me: "Now who's retarded?"