A Space Toddyssey Guide to Less Than Marginally Effective
Endurance Athlete Encouragement - Vol. 2
Endurance Athlete Encouragement - Vol. 2
- You're almost there. (This should have been at the top of Vol. 1, but was so obvious I overlooked it.)
- I am rebooking us on a later flight, do you want window or aisle?
- Should I just tell the babysitter to spend the night?
- Remember the "Little Engine That Could!"
- You're doing great for someone your size.
- That looks so easy.
- I am soooo drunk.
- My legs are tired from standing around, I'll catch you at the finish.
- Did you see that double amputee? No...wait...she was has ahead of you.* (Something very similar was said by my father to my sister as she was running a half-marathon.)
- Have you seen Gary? (That one is for MS.)
- Atta boy! Uh, I mean...girl.(and conversely) Atta girl! Uh, I mean...boy.
- Lookin' sweaty!
- What's that smell? Oh, it's you. That's OK, I'm not offended.
*I know there are some double amputees that are very fast and would probably kick my ass - I meant no disrespect. Only to my sister.
3 comments:
OK, I have to tell everyone that I was laughing so hard I actually called T-odd to listen to me laugh at the two previous posts. I was SNORTING!!!
I remember running Grandma's Marathon where you either had the drunk co-ed being a boob or the folks who had been sitting in their fold-out chairs for way too long so board with the race that they didn't even respond when I talked to them or you saw Sven Sunguard http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/sven.jpg. who T-odd refers to as alligator arms.
LOVE IT!
A spectator at Augusta 70.3 actually got mad at me when I told her it pisses triathletes off to hear "you're almost there!" She was yelling it at mile 1 on the run.
Todd, you have found your calling. These are so f-in funny!
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